But there's a lot of crap that pops up when you search Queen Alice's name. Double luckily for you, I picked out some of the more radder Alice related things so you don't have to sort through pages full of books (I mean, you should already own at least three physical copies of each) and skanky looking Halloween costumes (unless you want to). Here are my picks of the best Alice related search results from eBay, sorted by newly listed.
Get your monies ready for after the jump.
Funko Alice in Wonderland Plush Doll Figures Set of 4
Well reader, hopefully you have some disposable income lying around. If you do, then maybe throw it towards a set of Funko Alice in Wonderland Plush Dolls. They look simple, but perfectly capture that Alice feel. Plus look at cheshire, he looks so stoked to be a Funko plush toy. Goddamn.
ALICE IN WONDERLAND Easton Press LEATHER GIFT ED ~ NEW
But this wouldn't be on one of those said shelves. This is a leather-bound copy of Alice. If you purchase this you better give it the respect it deserves and put it in a glass case. You know, like the ones in museums. It should sit atop some sort of expensive pillow or book stand, and then be guarded by lasers. Talk about a centerpiece for your home.
Alice in Wonderland cameo pocket watch locket necklace
By pulling out your Alice pocket watch of course. Pocket watches are too awesome and add that extra pinch of class. If you're going to a formal and you don't have a pocket watch, you might as well not go at all. While there are more appropriate pocket watches for those situations, this one has Alice on it, a worthy reason for you to add it to your pocket watch collection. Pocket watch.
A Man Apart POSTER Movie C 11x17 Vin Diesel Alice Amter
I'll be honest, I don't even know a A Man Apart is. What I do know is that this poster comes up when you search Alice, so it MUST be a sign. Who wouldn't want to display Vin Diesel holding a gun on their wall for everybody to see? Strategically place it next to a picture of something lame (say, like an 8.5x11 printout of Aurora, Jasmine or Rapunzel for example) and it looks like Vin is about to lay down some justice with a few rounds of hot lead. Blao.
Alice Brady Bunch Cookbook, Ann B. Davis, Very Good B
If my use of caps lock hasn't sold you on this yet, look at the title. It's Very Good B. B. How can you not trust a title like that. This cookbook is down. Are you?